PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.